Softball Boilerplate

December 26, 2011

“ Someone tell me what time it is like your life depends on it because it does! ”

Jean K.

December 21, 2011

“ My son kept saying that ‘insanity is the weapon.’ I think he’s fallen in with an odd crowd and I don’t think I can get him back. Let this be a lesson to you: don’t take your briefcase home. ”

Professor DogTown (DT) Panzerschreck, VP - Bellkirk North

December 16, 2011

Metallica - No Leaf Clover.

This is a song for Hitler Minnesota. Let this help you understand. We are all pieces of the same sexualized cacophony.

December 10, 2011

“ My ex-husband said that life is all about growing close and then drifting apart. That was most likely just his excuse for leaving, to make it seem normal. I never thought it applied to families, and the people that mean the most to you… I haven’t talked to my son in three years. He doesn’t want to see me. I guess he was right… ”

Spike Boss

December 10, 2011

“ Through independent research, and with data recovered from my late husband’s private documents, I have come to the conclusion that there is a cosmic force that has made contact with humans, and while accounts vary, the underlying message seems to be that our brains are not set in a way to understand or connect with the universe. This makes us an anomoly and I believe we have attracted the interest of something unimaginable. Subject 4 (Maximilian Grave) has expressed on multiple occasions that we’re all going to die (see appendix 4.) ”

Dr. Corissa Bundy.

December 9, 2011

“ For the love of god don’t pinch that loaf! There’s PCP in the echo chamber! ”

Benifer McFuck

December 9, 2011

Remember this because this is where your childhood still walks around and murmurs.

December 9, 2011

“ Knowing I’m about to die doesn’t make me any smarter. Same way you being told to kill me doesn’t make you anything but a punk. Someone out there somewhere is gonna hear me straight up call you a punk. So do what you gotta do but I’m going out calling all y’all fucking skankish punks. ”

Harvey Vegas

November 25, 2011

Hitler Minnesota Twitter: Volume 3.

@CopKiller69 Harvey Vegas
My name is Harvey Vegas and I spent my time here making fun of Hitler Minnesota. When I die, cast me as Katt Williams in the movie.
Nov 25

@CopKiller69 Harvey Vegas
I will probably be dead by tomorrow, or by the end of the day but don’t hate them for it. They believed in a higher power and paid the price
Nov 25

@CopKiller69 Harvey Vegas
We were just following orders. Maybe that makes us Nazis. I don’t know what the world will think of us when they look back.
Nov 25

@CopKiller69 Harvey Vegas
He’s the greatest threat to national security right now and the military needs to be sent in. Just know that we’re not the bad guys here.
Nov 25

@CopKiller69 Harvey Vegas
Hitler Minnesota is a fucking lunatic and he’s gonna kill everyone if he gets the chance. That’s a quote.
Nov 25

@CopKiller69 Harvey Vegas
We’ve actually become hostages now and I don’t know what’s gonna happen tomorrow. The truth is we could all be murdered any minute
Nov 25

@CopKiller69 Harvey Vegas
ANd now we’re too far into it that I don’t know what we can do. Now we can’t leave. Now we’re outnumbered and outgunned.
Nov 25

@CopKiller69 Harvey Vegas
They haven’t told us what they’re planning, but it’s becoming clear that they have no real interest in stepping in to shut this circus down
Nov 25

@CopKiller69 Harvey Vegas
Others didn’t wanna risk it. They don’t know what to do so they’re doing what the PM says. The whole fuckin thing stinks though.
Nov 25

@CopKiller69 Harvey Vegas
There’s some sort of mission in the works here and we’re told to play along. Those who didn’t wanna do it fucked off.
Nov 25

@CopKiller69 Harvey Vegas
But he’s not a evil mastermind and we would be able to fix that. The truth is we’ve been given a stand down order from someone up high
Nov 25

@CopKiller69 Harvey Vegas
The cops are in on it but it’s not because of what you think. Hitler MInnesota did kidnap our families and friends and everyone else
Nov 25

@CopKiller69 Harvey Vegas
I’m reading the news about what’s going on in here and how it’s a demilitarized zone and the cops are in on it. It’s some sort of case study
Nov 25

November 22, 2011 254 notes

jtotheizzoe:

Search for Alien Life Should Include Exotic Possibilities

When we confine our search for life elsewhere in the universe to planets whose characteristics we are comfortable with, are we guilty of Earthcentrism?

What could we find if we expanded our scope? What tools will we have to build to know the difference?

(via Wired Science)

(via jtotheizzoe)